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PVP battles

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:57 pm
by Tathan
As you know PVP will be coming soon. And this will lead to some clan wars with actual battles! So here are some important Celtic things to remember before you go to battle:

CURSES!
The Druids of your clan are an important part for ceremonies. The first thing you do is get your Druids to shout curses at the enemy. This is a ceremony that will bring the enemy bad luck (as if!).

DANCE!
Another Druid ritual would be just before battle for your Druids to do a terrifying dance in front of your army. Of course he will be dancing naked.

WHAT ARMOUR!?!
As you probably know celts didn't go into battle in armour. They went into fights naked with only a torc for armour! So all your fighters should go naked. No armour just a offhand wepon or sheild a main hand wepon and a torc. A band around your neck.

TACTICS! WHAT TACTICS!?!
Celts did not fight as one army. Instead they fought as individuals charging madly into battle, with surprise as their best wepon.

BE BRAVE!
If your side is lossing you should do the Celtic thing. Kill yourself! Yes the celts would kill themselves instead of letting themselves be taken prisoner! Weird eh? Still. Don't want to be a slave do we?

Ok now that's about it. So remember these real Celtic things that they did if your clan goes to war.
TATHAN

Re: PVP battles

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:01 am
by SpiritHealer
When i saw you wrote this, i just had to read, you have yet to disappoint me you are still the biggest moron i have ever met.

Re: PVP battles

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:27 am
by Teaweasel
When i saw you wrote this, i just had to read, you have yet to disappoint me you are still the biggest moron i have ever met.

You ever seen that movie "DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS"????

Tathan would be my guest

Re: PVP battles

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:29 am
by Tathan
Remember this is how they lived. Even though it's weird it's still true.

Re: PVP battles

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:40 am
by Tathan
Even though it is a bit weird. So Druids in war-like clans might want to practice dancing nude. In front of your freinds. Shouting curses at the enemy.
The early celts didn't wear armour because they belived that in battle the gods would DICIDE if they lived or died and all the armour in the world wouldn't protect them. They didn't bother to wear armour in battle - or underpants.