Celtic Heroes

My favorite:
Him: "To defeat the new endgame boss I need your heroic ammy!"
Me: "Why?"
Him: "To defeat the Cartel King and save Obama!"
I nearly fell off my chair from this

I woulda gave it to him for that

me too

Had some female toon come up to me and say her lvl 311 boyfriend wont buy her stuff so she needs money xD

Had a guy come up to me and say

Scamer:- dude, come with me. Theres a boss that i need badly. I need ur 150+ energy ring to help me get there.
Me:- which boss?
Scamer:- theres many. Gararak. Mordis, Hung. I can solo em all as i can get to lvl 500 on a combo. Cn u give me a combo?

This guy was a lvl 3 noob scammer who probably heard a clan killin ganarak and plannin their next hrung or mord kill. But he knows about combos. So i gave him 20 wisdoms.

Scammer- i can make your sunshard ammy give you 1000hp! If you give it to me!
Me: ok so how are you going to do it?
Scammer- easy, all you have to do is hack the game. I'm a pro at hacking so i can hack everything.
Me: and then i gave him a twin soul necklace and he logged off

I politely ask scammers to follow me to the Comrak spot, and then I hit the adds and let ruinous strikes do the work.

I politely ask scammers to follow me to the Comrak spot, and then I hit the adds and let ruinous strikes do the work.

that's just pure evil ._.

I politely ask scammers to follow me to the Comrak spot, and then I hit the adds and let ruinous strikes do the work.

this is useless as you're not banning them or anything, just making them press the resurrect button

I politely ask scammers to follow me to the Comrak spot, and then I hit the adds and let ruinous strikes do the work.

I'm doing that.

Ya but no one really likes Obama AND NO OFFENSE
SO DONT COME TO MY HOME AND ARREST ME