Celtic Heroes

...tell me a joke.
Whoever makes me laugh loudest wins 95/40 pig cape from this event.

Daw has good DPS.

What kind of computer sings?

A dell!

It is so cold outside I saw the taxman with his hands in his own pockets.

There was a town named big hairy pickle
A guy there was named big hairy pickle
He had a jar of big hairy pickles
So the cops saw his big hairy pickles
And they decided to hang him....
By his big hairy pickle

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

Anarchy

asterix was a very special person , he could only breath from his knee . One day , when he lost a battle , he was forced to kneel before his new master . he kneeled , he died , end of the story , cheers .

Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers?


...Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'


A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house