You are in, Blue! You've fulfilled the criteria of general awesomeness and you are beautiful to boot
As for the various househusband positions, entry requirements vary -- we are currently recruiting for a laundry slave; must be willing to hand wash lacy delicates. Pay is terrible but the fringe benefits are excellent.
And, ahh, thx for the correction Ail. That's how long its been since I've seen that toon
Ack, more food seduction from Zapper...my packed lunch is looking sadder by the second.
I haven't done pears in wine - both the dessert itself and the method of serving sounds lovely. You are hired!
I do love to cook (especially to bake) and recently made a wonderful feast in celebration of equinox -- fresh seasonal foods with a centerpiece of hyacinth and pansies and beautiful green moss. My 9 yo son particularly enjoyed purple and yellow viola blooms scattered in the salad (surprisingly he loved the cream of watercress soup too). Pansies are one of my favorites too -- my wedding cake was decorated with fresh pansies and pansies in hand painted flowerpots were the centerpieces.