Re: Zapper
#12Thank you Lady Leisa, I do take great pride in caring for your Ladyships under garments. After some unfortunate mishaps I am now far more confident handling your 'Sparklies', and I must say madam you have a most firm and well proportioned bosom. I hasten to add that my knowledge of your bosom is of course determined only by my experience of washing your cups. I would not wish any gentlemen of Avalon to imagine I have gazed upon your ladyship in a state of undress or by spying upon her through the large keyhole belonging to the door of her boudoir. Nor of course have I ever made an inappropriate physical gesture towards your bosom madam. I have no desire to end up like the rough serf who did make such an approach upon a Lady of Avalon, only to find himself pursued by gentleman of that order, who on capturing that wretch hung him upside down by his testicles from a large tree in the Other World. The thought of suffering the same fate and spending the rest of my life with my manly fruits stretched to such lengths as to reach my ankles, is to my mind madam a fate worse than death. 