#4
by Chimpy
Well I need the suit because sadly, I was born a chimp. As a chimp, im restricted to eating bananas for the rest of my life, and I really don't want to spend the rest of my life sucking on bananas. I need the suit so I could infiltrate crookback hollow, assasinate king grospew, and take his place on the throne. It will be a hard voyage, but I believe thatI could best the evil king and claim crookback hollow for me and my chimps, and then we could all try the new food together! My sanity relies on your kindness o' generous pig! Please free me and my people from The terrible boring-ness of bananas. Perhaps we of the order of the chimp will grant your pig people a place in the halls of crookback. Please think about, my invasion force is all at the ready, we just need the suit.
If we take the halls of crookback for the chimps, I will show mercy to ol' pestillance, and not have him executed. Think about it, we could own a whole kingdom just for the chimps and pigs! We could scare the young players who are on their first journey through crookback.
Last edited by
Chimpy on Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:00 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Formally - Chimpy, level 135+ rogue, Morrigan
Currently - ChimpyOfEld, level 55+ rogue, Balor
"Men are like steel, if they lose their temper, they lose their worth"
"I am Gandalf. Gandalf the white, but black is mightier still"