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Maybe funny to share funny rhymes

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:05 am
by FruitcakeLuuk
Well title says all, to have some laugha of rhymes or tell a joke, maybe isnt a good idea idk but please dont bother the comments then.

Maybe ppl wanna laugh and have a good time on forums because last week or so many of morrigqn forums got blocked.

They can be a little bit rude but dont make to rude :D

Roses are red
Twitter is blue
You look bangeble
Thats why im following you

Re: Maybe funny to share funny rhymes

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:10 am
by Aralus
The roses are wilted,
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

Re: Maybe funny to share funny rhymes

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:10 am
by calleu
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made you beautiful
What the hell happened to you?

Re: Maybe funny to share funny rhymes

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:17 am
by Kgrkid
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was going to an idiots house

Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken

:twisted:

Re: Maybe funny to share funny rhymes

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:14 pm
by Zapper
Q: Where do lunatics like to walk?

A: On Psycho-Paths :oops:

Re: Maybe funny to share funny rhymes

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:58 pm
by Jonsa
Ma: Yo Jon!
Jon: Yea Ma?
Ma: Get yo damn ass down here and scrub yo unfathomable off the staircase!
Jon: Sorry Ma you never potty trained me...
Ma: Potty train my ass!!

Re: Maybe funny to share funny rhymes

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:45 pm
by Aralus
Ma: Yo Jon!
Jon: Yea Ma?
Ma: Get yo damn ass down here and scrub yo **** off the staircase!
Jon: Sorry Ma you never potty trained me...
Ma: Potty train my ass!!
You have one of those mighty minds, mighty empty. :D

Re: Maybe funny to share funny rhymes

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:20 am
by Napol
What did the anvil say to the hammer?

Why don't you stop hitting me and start hitting this stupid piece of metal on me?

The hammer replied: Well I would if the damn metal would stop MOVING!

Anvil: Well geez don't look at me I cant move.