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I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:00 am
by Tugmiwang
Just what the post says. My rules are one wife per clan. I am a polygamist level 138 warrior. Now if you are not comfortable with sister game wives this can be hashed out in arena I am sure. I would prefer a druid, warriors is getting kinda butch so do not bother. Rangers am rogues are fine. I can do two positions tank and dps would like wives that can do two as well but, one will do. So if you feel you are into this please post and tell me why I should pick you as one of my 3-5 wives =)
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:04 am
by Saphire
Lol gl tug....
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:31 pm
by Zantar
Sign me up for having game wives also, this is a novel idea. One for making me a sammich when I get hungry, one for washing the dishes, and one for taking out the garbage for me. I'm pretty sure I'm grasping the concept of "gaming wife" but please correct me if I'm wrong. The only requirement is no nagging because that would make a grumpy Zan. Nobody likes a grumpy Zan...
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:50 pm
by Xanadu
Any particular personality traits? Enjoying long walks on the beach? Grinding? Helping you gear? Boss hunting? Screenshots in compromising positions?
Come on Tug, give the ladies some real information.
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:13 pm
by Zantar
Tug, I thought by now I would be fighting off droves of women what gives? Are you experiencing this also?
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:21 pm
by Zantar
I put on my best toupee, filed down my bunions, and even used mustache wax. Still nothin... That's the last time I make myself all purdy like and whatnot
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:26 pm
by Tugmiwang
Lmao too funny.
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:10 pm
by Xanadu
I put on my best toupee, filed down my bunions, and even used mustache wax. Still nothin... That's the last time I make myself all purdy like and whatnot
Awe. Some.
Any luck yet Big Love?
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:14 am
by humans....
lols
Re: I am looking for a game wife
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:26 am
by Tugmiwang
Mods please remove all these goon posts for being off topic. This is why the ladies do not wanna post. Just so you all know I have a jacked up f-350 dragon stick with a broom transmission 4 barrel carb that I fly when no one is looking and I own a house at stonevale ignore the faeries. I am a pretty big deal in my neighbourhood and you can share that with me if you decide to join my stonevale harem. A pre-nup will have to be signed but, every year you stay you are entitled to 10% of your wife allowance should you choose to pick another game life path.