Celtic Heroes

Brave Heroes...
Surely you all are so interested in doing the impossible: Slaying the mighty dragon Mordris, singlehandedly! You shall be the envy of all Celts!
But that is only possible with the divine powers of Toby. Purchase Toby from me for only 100k! 90% off! Cheap for such a good item, eh?
So today, heroes!
Get your f*****' chicken!
And remember:
Toby likes you...
you like Toby...
purchase him today!

Brave Heroes...
Surely you all are so interested in doing the impossible: Slaying the mighty dragon Mordris, singlehandedly! You shall be the envy of all Celts!
But that is only possible with the divine powers of Toby. Purchase Toby from me for only 100k! 90% off! Cheap for such a good item, eh?
So today, heroes!
Get your f*****' chicken!
And remember:
Toby likes you...
you like Toby...
purchase him today!

Surely if you had an item capable of this you would solo mordris and then sell each drop for well over 100k each.

Cheaper at KFC

Brave Heroes...
Surely you all are so interested in doing the impossible: Slaying the mighty dragon Mordris, singlehandedly! You shall be the envy of all Celts!
But that is only possible with the divine powers of Toby. Purchase Toby from me for only 100k! 90% off! Cheap for such a good item, eh?
So today, heroes!
Get your f*****' chicken!
And remember:
Toby likes you...
you like Toby...
purchase him today!

Surely if you had an item capable of this you would solo mordris and then sell each drop for well over 100k each.

Adds kill me though