Celtic Heroes

Brave Celtics!
The bane of the fearsome Necromancer has been found.
Unleash the divine energy of Bracken the Puppy!
You will be the envy of all Celts!
Summon this puppy's powers in the face of doom, in the face of Efnisien!
You shall get that Void Dagger of Fatal Wound!

SO TODAY, BRAVE HEROES
Slay Efnisien, and it will be time for a new master!
Not Slurgrim, not Mordris, not Hrungnir...
YOU shall be the new master!
BUY MY F*CKING ADORABLE PUPPY

You shall lead the undead army!

MY BRAVE FRIEND,AND PVP KING. I WISH FOR U TO PONDER IN THE DEPTHS OF (insert location here) AND SOLO THE MIGHTY NECROMANCER, EFNISIEN, WHILE USING THE BANE TO 1-HIT-KO. GOOD LUCK BROTHA TAKE A CHANCE AND COMMENCE FOR THE ULTIMATE BATTLE.

I'M SORRY MY DEAR FATSO. THE ADDS KILL ME BEFORE I GET THERE, AND I HAVE A DEATHLY FEAR OF SEWERS, FOR THE STINK IS OVERWHELMING.

HERE, WOULD U LIKE ME TO TOSS U A GAS MASK? DO NOT WORRY ILL MAKE BRACKEN THE PUPPY INHALE THE STENCH