My accomplishments on this game have far exceeded limits. And the limits of any clan. Maybe it's because I've been in many clans lol.
Hopefully my work will inspire someone of a new generation, since I have been far more successful than any single Ret member. I've proven success without Ret. Those who disagree are only out of spite. Young children's voices are the least of my concerns, and I can only hope this game becomes age-filtered for the sake of Marcus keeping his sanity for another 5 years.
Then again, us adults playing games? Well, maybe some just have no life. Those are the holes. They don't mean much, because when they bother you, you just fill it up and paint over it. Then it's like they aren't even there!
I haven't much to say really, about even my bestest friends on CH. Why? Because this is a forum! Infested with Celtic Heroes overachievers, no-life adults and adolescent children. And it's none of your god-damn business.
Besides, my true friends know how I feel already. Why should I publicize it? But, for the sake of keeping this farewell post as dramatic and sarcastic (more or less) as possible, I will say you guys are the asses. The best asses a professional like me could ever ask for. 
Though it seems every parade has its rain, I couldn't ask for a better group of assholes than Retribution. Maybe a mixture rather, a dense mixture of holes, asses, and assholes. (I love you Mike, no homo). And to the rest of you, you know who you are. (Even if you don't, I'll go ahead and say you're an *** just for the hell of it).
*Begins playing song, "F*CK IT ALL (let it go)" by DrunkenSch0k0muffin*
Anyways, bye. (I didn't say "cya" because I won't "c" any of "ya", but "cya" is what I may have said if I was playing CH. But this is a forum, plus I'm done with CH so it's more logical to say "bye" than "cya").
