
Re: iOS Servers currently down for a short time
#131We used fertilizer
Worry not!

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I'll get my watering can.We used fertilizerWorry not!
We used fertilizerWorry not!
"How much longer will it be?" he thought. His gaze attached to the glowing screens below, were a counterpoint to the fevered glow in his own eyes. If I wait.. and I am patient... yes, that is what Community said. I must wait, and be patient. Tap, tap. Two finger taps on the two iPhone screens; another chance to be able to log in. Once again, failure. Tap, tap. Another five seconds pass, and another failure. Tap, tap. The sweat drips from his brow, but his determination prods him onward. "I must be the first person to log in." Tap, tap.
So passed the first hour. A blur of white login screens and constant failure. Tap, tap. "I'll go look on the forum," tap, tap, "Yes. There will be some news there. Surely I will be rewarded for my patience with some news." Tap, tap. But there was nothing. The only updates were confusion from people around the globe, slowly going mad from the everlasting wait. Tap, tap.
Oh god... am I going mad too? Tap, tap. The soreness in his fingers barely registered in his fevered brain. Tap, tap. "I am not the only one. Yes I am not the only one. There are thousands of people trying to log in right now too." Tap, tap. "They cannot be going mad, so why should I?" Tap, tap. "wait.. did it try to log in? I swear it... no. But it tried to log in a bit longer that time. Maybe it's almost ready for me. I must keep going!" Tap, tap.
Four hours passed tapping his screens every five seconds, and still no progress. His fingers were now drawn into a rigid claw from hours of fruitless logins, and became useless. A half hour ago he had trained himself to use his toes to tap the screen. He found that if he rocked back and forth, the pain in his feet would not grow too much. Singing nursery rhymes to pass the time helped keep his mind off the task.
Tap, tap...
Tap, tap...
And that is how they found him; rocking back and forth in a corner of the room singing nursery rhymes to himself. When they hauled him away to the asylum, he cried out in anguish, for he had still never logged in.
But in his mind he was still trying.
Tap, tap...
Now we understand, the support team and programmers have been lighting up grassYes! Unfortunately, the bright sunshine of summer set some blades of grass and flowers alight. Don't fret, they're almost fixed now thoughCould we have an update of such by way of what the reason is for the extended patch:
By way of sorry we have experienced an unexpected error,
There seems to be a problem with the activation if the severs.
Sorry it's lunch time and nando's has an all you can eat offer onFlowers being replanted.
Holy unfathomable. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"How much longer will it be?" he thought. His gaze attached to the glowing screens below, were a counterpoint to the fevered glow in his own eyes. If I wait.. and I am patient... yes, that is what Community said. I must wait, and be patient. Tap, tap. Two finger taps on the two iPhone screens; another chance to be able to log in. Once again, failure. Tap, tap. Another five seconds pass, and another failure. Tap, tap. The sweat drips from his brow, but his determination prods him onward. "I must be the first person to log in." Tap, tap.
So passed the first hour. A blur of white login screens and constant failure. Tap, tap. "I'll go look on the forum," tap, tap, "Yes. There will be some news there. Surely I will be rewarded for my patience with some news." Tap, tap. But there was nothing. The only updates were confusion from people around the globe, slowly going mad from the everlasting wait. Tap, tap.
Oh god... am I going mad too? Tap, tap. The soreness in his fingers barely registered in his fevered brain. Tap, tap. "I am not the only one. Yes I am not the only one. There are thousands of people trying to log in right now too." Tap, tap. "They cannot be going mad, so why should I?" Tap, tap. "wait.. did it try to log in? I swear it... no. But it tried to log in a bit longer that time. Maybe it's almost ready for me. I must keep going!" Tap, tap.
Four hours passed tapping his screens every five seconds, and still no progress. His fingers were now drawn into a rigid claw from hours of fruitless logins, and became useless. A half hour ago he had trained himself to use his toes to tap the screen. He found that if he rocked back and forth, the pain in his feet would not grow too much. Singing nursery rhymes to pass the time helped keep his mind off the task.
Tap, tap...
Tap, tap...
And that is how they found him; rocking back and forth in a corner of the room singing nursery rhymes to himself. When they hauled him away to the asylum, he cried out in anguish, for he had still never logged in.
But in his mind he was still trying.
Tap, tap...
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