Celtic Heroes

I can see most people laugh at this but this isn't really funny and shouldn't be making fun of people with poor English I know alot of people with poor English but I don't laugh at them so grow up

PaddyW u god presidant! im happy u green V.I.P!!! Rili god!

U don't speak good English? Not a problem...we understand.

U can't type good? That's a problem. More like damn ignorance. I'm sure spell check felt pretty hurt after you totally ignored her.

I mean....c'mon! It's obvious that you ignored spell check. and dOnt tell me your comPuter/idevice doesn't have one, because if you are gonna, I suggest you visit the 21st Century.
This post is nothing but a joke. Additionally, by faking your "illiteracy", you are pretty much insulting the real illiterates. Shame on you!

Beta people do their job, end of story.

There's no VIP, it's all work and testing, update is taking too long. I agree 100% but everything has just taken a long time, that just the facts. You can get angry Or you can just float away from game, do some other stuff, and come back when it's done.

Bing u nat clementin me masage pleaze. u nat god for me noonoonon...u nat filin bad bat me filin. not fany u haf fany bat nat for me, im happy u nat V.I.P pipil say u nat god . !

Weasel u nat workin on updeat number 3 u vIP pipils haf fany plain god monster:( an why u nat letin as plain update number 3 . Nat god soryi man no god exp comin for me (( pleaze halp me too

Why don't any of you help him/her improve the English then?

OK, instead of saying "nat", say aren't (are not), not or isn't (is not).
Change "god" to "good"
"halp" is spelt "help"

But I can understand you!

Good nat god. help nat halp . Not nat nat hehe tank u volmort. u god V.I.P pipil!

I think hè or she can english because hè or she always got answers to what you guys say only hè or she cant writhe english?

Yeh, I guess she/he just can't type/write. But still, don't go mad at him/her.