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Deadbeat Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:00 pm
by Kril
You know, these witch hunters can't be very effective at hunting witches.

First, they just stand in one place. If you wanna bag a witch you gotta go after em!

Second, and perhaps the most important, there aren't even any witches in the sewers.
These guys should have planned their strategy better.

I bet they are government employees. This arrangement has all the signs of government involvement.

Anyway, someone should talk to General Hopkins about moving his gang to Lirs Reach. You know, where the witches are. ;)

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:14 pm
by TheWind
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Re: Deadbeet Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:17 pm
by MisterWiskers
Lmao

Re: Deadbeet Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:17 pm
by JimKerwood
haha love it

Re: Deadbeet Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:18 pm
by Deathreaver
who said they had to be "effective" witch hunters? :lol:

Re: Deadbeet Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:26 pm
by Kril
who said they had to be "effective" witch hunters?
That's a good point, Deathreaver. ;)
I think you may have discovered the heart of the problem.

General Hopkins clearly does not demand results from his men, and he should be relieved of his duties immediately.
However, distinguished veterans such as General Hopkins cannot be left without a livelihood. He will therefore be given a new shop in Farcrag that sells pet frogs. General Hopkins Hoppers would be a workable name for it.

Deathreaver, you're a genius! :D

Re: Deadbeet Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:55 pm
by centar
to bring up another point why are the witch hunters trying to kill us? they should be on our side working together to kill the witches

Re: Deadbeet Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:08 am
by Regenleif
to bring up another point why are the witch hunters trying to kill us? they should be on our side working together to kill the witches
The question is not Why Are They Killing Us, but rather Why Are We Killing Them?

Celtic Heroes? more like Celtic GTA!

Re: Deadbeet Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:25 am
by iBenYourBro
best thread ever

Re: Deadbeet Witch Hunters in the Sewers

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:39 am
by Aileron
I hate beets.