The Dal Riata Enquirer - Exclusive Interview: Necromancer
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:48 pm
The Dal Riata Enquirer
Interview with Efnisien the Necromancer
The Dal Riata Enquirer brings you this exclusive interview with the dreaded necromancer, Efnisien.
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DRE: I'd like to start off by thanking you for agreeing to this interview, Mr. Efnisien. May I call you Effy?
Efnisien: Muahahahaha.
DRE: Thank you sir. Well, it has been nearly a year since your arrival in Dal Riata. How have you enjoyed your stay thus far?
Effy: Mmmmmmm. There is much life here to feed on.
DRE: We are aware that you exist in many worlds. Do you have a favorite?
Effy: Gwydion.... Gwydion... Muahahahaha
DRE: Why Gwydion?
Effy: I have fed on the life force of many in that world; and they have yet to defeat me. Muahahahaha
DRE: Lets take a brief glimpse beneath the mask to reveal Efnisien, the man. Do you have a special someone in your life?
Effy: All of my followers are special to me.
DRE: You are on Facebook, then? How many followers do you have right now?
Effy: Muahahahahaha
DRE: You have quite a cult following on the Celtic Heroes Forums. Do you ever visit the forums?
Effy: I do. I enjoy laughing at those who would dare scheme to defeat me.
DRE: Are you reponsible for all the necroposting on the forums?
Effy: ...
DRE: Moving on. How about an early Super Bowl prediction?
EffY: NO
DRE: A New Orleans Saints fan, eh? I never would have guessed.
DRE: Some Spell Checkers suggest replacing the word Efnisien with "Effeminate." Care to comment?
Effy: ...
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The Dal Riata Enquirer expresses thanks to the journalist who conducted this exclusive interview. This was his finest hour (and would have been his last, if Effy hadn't revived him after a freak accident involving our journalist's unfortunate impalement). Time will tell if our journalist continues to attempt to get a rise out of his interviewees.
Interview with Efnisien the Necromancer
The Dal Riata Enquirer brings you this exclusive interview with the dreaded necromancer, Efnisien.
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DRE: I'd like to start off by thanking you for agreeing to this interview, Mr. Efnisien. May I call you Effy?
Efnisien: Muahahahaha.
DRE: Thank you sir. Well, it has been nearly a year since your arrival in Dal Riata. How have you enjoyed your stay thus far?
Effy: Mmmmmmm. There is much life here to feed on.
DRE: We are aware that you exist in many worlds. Do you have a favorite?
Effy: Gwydion.... Gwydion... Muahahahaha
DRE: Why Gwydion?
Effy: I have fed on the life force of many in that world; and they have yet to defeat me. Muahahahaha
DRE: Lets take a brief glimpse beneath the mask to reveal Efnisien, the man. Do you have a special someone in your life?
Effy: All of my followers are special to me.
DRE: You are on Facebook, then? How many followers do you have right now?
Effy: Muahahahahaha
DRE: You have quite a cult following on the Celtic Heroes Forums. Do you ever visit the forums?
Effy: I do. I enjoy laughing at those who would dare scheme to defeat me.
DRE: Are you reponsible for all the necroposting on the forums?
Effy: ...
DRE: Moving on. How about an early Super Bowl prediction?
EffY: NO
DRE: A New Orleans Saints fan, eh? I never would have guessed.
DRE: Some Spell Checkers suggest replacing the word Efnisien with "Effeminate." Care to comment?
Effy: ...
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The Dal Riata Enquirer expresses thanks to the journalist who conducted this exclusive interview. This was his finest hour (and would have been his last, if Effy hadn't revived him after a freak accident involving our journalist's unfortunate impalement). Time will tell if our journalist continues to attempt to get a rise out of his interviewees.
