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Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:37 am
by ChopstickNinja
A Hero Rises (quest 1)

The aussie version.

Gday brennan
Gday chop
Far out, bren, your built like a brick ****house
Ha ha ha, tnxx
What happend ur arm?
****** it tryna keep the roos out the top paddock err i mean picts got me by the short and curlies
Wtf as'iffffff
that one over there with the face liek a bag 'o smashed crabs, U reckon u could knock his block off for me
No worries Bren hes weak as piss even a good root and a fart would kill him

Goes and kills pict

Hey Bren i naild him. he dropped his torch oo check it out

OMG chop wtf u on?! that peice of ****s about as useful as ***s on a bull anyways go talk to that chick up by the lighthouse dunny shes as dumb a a box of hair and as dry as a nuns nasty but she reckons she know what to do next...

No worries Brenmate ur a ******* legend
no worries chop HERES A BUNCH OF XP FOR U N00b
Omg tnxxx lvl 2!!

Well dig my a hole and burry me, it doesnt get better than this, off to the lighthouse

To be continued..


**edited for spelling and grammar and the like

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:47 am
by Curry30423
Chop.

hah I caught u again!

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:04 am
by Loco cola
Lmfao

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 3:39 am
by ChopstickNinja
Quest #2 coming soon..

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 3:47 am
by MerCiLesS
Hahahaha love it

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:26 am
by Mandagar
hehe good one

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:57 am
by Istael
Nice xD

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:20 pm
by Pierced
:twisted:

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:44 pm
by PurpleRain
I love this, ha!

Re: Quest 1 - the aussie version

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:46 pm
by Pierced
better than ifunny, +1