Celtic Heroes

Before anybody contradicts me about this, you are either noobs, trolls, or ***. Trust me, I'm a level 2 mage, I very well know what I'm talkin about dawg.

Clearly, after your 0 levels of mage experience, you should be hadoukening things everywhere. HADOUKEN! Now, ditch everything OTM saddles you with in the beginning. Your blue bikini or compression shorts will stand up better than everything, providing a whopping zero armor. Ever seen DBZ? They don't use weapons, so you shouldn't either. With your bare hands you should be hadoukening everything in your way. HADOUKEN! Offhands? Stupid wood. You need TWO hands to use le HADOUKEN! Oh, no jewelry either, Vegeta doesn't wear any.

Now, for your stats we all know to ditch everything and go full strength. Brawn the best.
For skills, you should be using:
Cloak of Fire Maxed. Why? You can burn ****.
Lure of Magic Maxed. Why? Because I told you so, and it's one of OTM's easter eggs. You will one hit everything with full strength and lure of magic max.
Ice Attunement Maxed. Casting this will make you go Super Saiyan.
Fire Attunement Maxed. Casting this will make you go Super Saiyan x2.
Extra in Meditate, we all know you meditate for your inner zen, and then you go Super Saiyan.

When I was a wee lad, I used to look up to Vegeta and Goku, and I wanted to be a super saiyan. Turns out, all you've gotta do is believe. It's all in the brain. Have fun, fellow saiyans

ummmmmmmm........ ok then chief.

Super Saiyan Mode on

thank you!
my mage was having trouble combating the warriors with the new inner zen build
he was lowered to pathetic disciple and it was very saddening

its great to know that the cause is no longer hopeless

Hmmm, this reminds me of something. Oh yeah! It was the guide supadupachalupa made "DPS for those rogues who don't like reading guides". (It was still in u3 I believe) Rav is a bit of a copycat.

supadupachalupa wrote:
OK, I'll bite.

Full disclosure: I'm a lvl 153 rogue so trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

I can see how you can be misguided into playing the rogue intuitively thinking it'll lead you to a DPS build. Clearly, after your 17 levels of extensive rogue experience, you should be one-shotting mobs. This disconnect between reality and your perception is entirely the games fault but fret not; I'm here to help.

First, your stats. Add all your stat points to Vit and Focus; say 90/10. Despite the fact that Str increases your damage and Dex increases your attack, they do not increase your DPS. Only Vit and Focus will do that.

For skills, max out bandage wounds, hide, fast reflexes, and meditate. Why?
Bandage wounds: longer you stay alive the more damage you can inflict. Voila. DPS
Hide: why waste time on simple, one-star mobs? Sneak around them to mobs at least 30 lvls above yourself and unleash the pain of a real DPS, which you'll be by the end of this guide.
Fast reflexes: the faster you react, the faster you hit back. Makes sense, right?
Meditate: extreme focus, zen, inner peace, in the zone, etc. Increases your chance of inflicting the death touch on mobs. Death touch = infinite DPS.

Now let's talk about gear. All this earthstone stuff everyone talks about being the best DPS equipment? Rubbish. Bloodlust helms? Scrap metal. Even the daggers that the rogue quest forces upon you is an effort to lead you astray from performing the DPS task of a rogue. Again I'll break down the equipment you need.

Head: bone is harder and denser than leather. True story. Ditch that flimsy leather helm OTM saddles you with in the beginning. All those cowls that are sold in the castle? Made of leather. Catch my drift? Your noggin will stand up to the abuse better and keep you alive longer. Being alive means you can do your thing you awesome DPS you.

Body, legs, feet: see head above.

Main hand weapon: I'm gonna say it again. Do not let OTM decieve you into thinking the dagger or any other weapon is productive for a DPS. For ultimate damage the bare hands come in second only to the war torch dropped by the Picts near the beach. It will take you 5 seconds to farm one though but really, who has that kind of time?!?! Not you of course, considering you probably wasted 2 minutes looking at the stickied threads in this section only to find out they were a bunch of lies. Just stick with your bare hands and serve up them knuckle sandwiches.

Offhand: not too many options at your level but it doesn't matter. You know why? Cause there's only one thing better than a knuckle sandwich and that's TWO knuckle sandwiches!!!

Necklace, rings, and bracelets: have you ever watched Bruce Lee fight? How about wrestlers? Boxers? MMA? Gladiators? Good. Then I'm sure you've noticed a common theme amongst them all. They don't wear jewelry to weigh them down!!! DPSs needs to be lean, mean, damage-inflicting, killing machines. Save the bling for the women. And believe me, there will be hordes of women once they see the awesomeness of your DPS.

Hope that helps! DPS away!!!

Hey, I'm just trying so that everybody can be super saiyan/inner zen.

Hmmm, this reminds me of something. Oh yeah! It was the guide supadupachalupa made "DPS for those rogues who don't like reading guides".

I remember reading that. One of the funniest things I've ever read.

Hmmm, this reminds me of something. Oh yeah! It was the guide supadupachalupa made "DPS for those rogues who don't like reading guides".

I remember reading that. One of the funniest things I've ever read.

Me too. I think it is my all time favorite post on these forums.

Hmmm, this reminds me of something. Oh yeah! It was the guide supadupachalupa made "DPS for those rogues who don't like reading guides". (It was still in u3 I believe) Rav is a bit of a copycat.

supadupachalupa wrote:
OK, I'll bite.

Full disclosure: I'm a lvl 153 rogue so trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

I can see how you can be misguided into playing the rogue intuitively thinking it'll lead you to a DPS build. Clearly, after your 17 levels of extensive rogue experience, you should be one-shotting mobs. This disconnect between reality and your perception is entirely the games fault but fret not; I'm here to help.

First, your stats. Add all your stat points to Vit and Focus; say 90/10. Despite the fact that Str increases your damage and Dex increases your attack, they do not increase your DPS. Only Vit and Focus will do that.

For skills, max out bandage wounds, hide, fast reflexes, and meditate. Why?
Bandage wounds: longer you stay alive the more damage you can inflict. Voila. DPS
Hide: why waste time on simple, one-star mobs? Sneak around them to mobs at least 30 lvls above yourself and unleash the pain of a real DPS, which you'll be by the end of this guide.
Fast reflexes: the faster you react, the faster you hit back. Makes sense, right?
Meditate: extreme focus, zen, inner peace, in the zone, etc. Increases your chance of inflicting the death touch on mobs. Death touch = infinite DPS.

Now let's talk about gear. All this earthstone stuff everyone talks about being the best DPS equipment? Rubbish. Bloodlust helms? Scrap metal. Even the daggers that the rogue quest forces upon you is an effort to lead you astray from performing the DPS task of a rogue. Again I'll break down the equipment you need.

Head: bone is harder and denser than leather. True story. Ditch that flimsy leather helm OTM saddles you with in the beginning. All those cowls that are sold in the castle? Made of leather. Catch my drift? Your noggin will stand up to the abuse better and keep you alive longer. Being alive means you can do your thing you awesome DPS you.

Body, legs, feet: see head above.

Main hand weapon: I'm gonna say it again. Do not let OTM decieve you into thinking the dagger or any other weapon is productive for a DPS. For ultimate damage the bare hands come in second only to the war torch dropped by the Picts near the beach. It will take you 5 seconds to farm one though but really, who has that kind of time?!?! Not you of course, considering you probably wasted 2 minutes looking at the stickied threads in this section only to find out they were a bunch of lies. Just stick with your bare hands and serve up them knuckle sandwiches.

Offhand: not too many options at your level but it doesn't matter. You know why? Cause there's only one thing better than a knuckle sandwich and that's TWO knuckle sandwiches!!!

Necklace, rings, and bracelets: have you ever watched Bruce Lee fight? How about wrestlers? Boxers? MMA? Gladiators? Good. Then I'm sure you've noticed a common theme amongst them all. They don't wear jewelry to weigh them down!!! DPSs needs to be lean, mean, damage-inflicting, killing machines. Save the bling for the women. And believe me, there will be hordes of women once they see the awesomeness of your DPS.

Hope that helps! DPS away!!!

do you have a link this this post?

I don't know if the original post exists anymore. I couldn't find it, but here is a link to where pigman quoted it.
http://www.celtic-heroes.com/forum/view ... upachalupa