Celtic Heroes

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

Lol. Enough said. Did you hear about the guy whos whole left side got cut off? He is all right now!

LMFAO
XD

A neutron walked into a bar, the bar tender said 'no charge for you'
*slaps Einstein*

Your eyes are like stars because of all the space behind them
*slaps blonde girl*

A neutron walked into a bar, the bar tender said 'no charge for you'
*slaps Einstein*

I love the "*slaps Einstein*" thing you put.

Here's one:
Oxygen and potassium went on a date

It was OK!
*slaps periodic table*


Atom 1: I lost an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive.

*slaps Mendeleev*

I'm glad ik sign language it comes in handy sometimes

im reading a book about anti gravity, its impossible to put down

i used to have a fear of hurdles but now im over it

i wondered why the baseball was getting larger, then it hit me

i was going to locate my missing watch but i couldn' find the time

police were called to a preschool where a 3 yo was resisting a rest

a new type of broom came out its sweeping the nation

mummies are bound to be uptight

to write with a broken pencil is pointle

I notice a lot of science gags on here.

I'd post another one, but all the best Argon.

I notice a lot of science gags on here.

I'd post another one, but all the best Argon.

Hahaha now that's a pun!

For those that don't know any puns, just chill out. No need to beet yourself *over-exagerated wink*

Want to hear a joke about a bird? No? Hawkward.
Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na.
Want to hear a joke about potassium? K.
I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.
That's because all the good chemistry jokes argon.

A neutron walked into a bar, the bar tender said 'no charge for you'
*slaps Einstein*

Your eyes are like stars because of all the space behind them
*slaps blonde girl*

Heh.. That's kinda punny!

Want to hear a joke about a bird? No? Hawkward.
Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na.
Want to hear a joke about potassium? K.
I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.
That's because all the good chemistry jokes argon.

ehehehe lol thats funny