Celtic Heroes

There's a magic mirror where when you speak to it and say something truthful you get anything you want in the world. If u say something false, you go 'poof' and die.
A blonde, a brunette, and a black haired woman walk up to the mirror in hope of getting anything that they want.
The brunette goes to the mirror and says, "I think I am the smartest in the world-" 'poof'
The black haired woman says, "I think I am the prettiest in the world-" 'poof'
The blonde says, "I think-" 'poof'

I'm insulted by the blonde jokes D:

Cook and Co-ck, a moto for women, and a way to annoy curry.

I only get annoyed by some n00bs on herne._. And when ppl torture chickens D:

Blond girl walks into a pizza place

Girl: I'd like to order some pizza
Pizza seller dude: Ok. Which flavor?
Girl: cheese
Pizza seller dude: Ok. Would u like 16 slices or 8

Girl: 8 cause I'm not that hungry

Some will get it._.

Friend sent me this yesterday.

Lol^

There's a magic mirror where when you speak to it and say something truthful you get anything you want in the world. If u say something false, you go 'poof' and die.
A blonde, a brunette, and a black haired woman walk up to the mirror in hope of getting anything that they want.
The brunette goes to the mirror and says, "I think I am the smartest in the world-" 'poof'
The black haired woman says, "I think I am the prettiest in the world-" 'poof'
The blonde says, "I think-" 'poof'

I dont get it lol

The blonde thought.

I don't think this can be classed as inappropriate

A man walked into a bar
There was a very small pianist entertaining the customers.

Man: Whats with the small pianist?
Bartender: He's my wish
Man: Why would you wish for him? And how?
Bartender: I wished with my genie
Man: genie

The bartender pulls up a lamp from his pocket

Bartender: Make a wish
Man: Ok, I wish for a dish for my food

A fish lands on the table

Man: You what?
Bartender: Sorry he's a little hard on hearing. Try again
Man: I wish for a dog

A log lands on the table

Man: I hope you didn't pay money for this
Bartender: He was half price because of the hearing problem
Man: Oh i see
Bartender: (laughs) You really think I would ask for a 10 inch pianist?!

speaking of blonde jokes, I saw one a few days ago
its something along the lines of:
a blonde is trapped in a room with a zombie and the zombie says "must eat human brain" and the zombie stops in front of the blonde... but then turns and walks away