Celtic Heroes

Lol this post isn't so hard to ketchup with!

Why did I get a job at the bakery? Because I kneaded the dough.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

(I could do these all day )

I was selling my roof for free.


I guess you could say it was ON THE HOUSE!
*slaps knee*

I got hit by a can of soda.


Good thing it was a soft drink!
*slaps soda*

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . ./.'//.' facepalm fail? ok ok, what did i say to my little friend?? (my name is UZIweaut) *blush*

umm

That is a legit pun

How do frogs die? The kermit suicide xD

I did a theatrical performance on puns.


It was a play on words.
*slaps Shakespeare*

I did a theatrical performance on puns.


It was a play on words.
*slaps Shakespeare*

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