Celtic Heroes

Haha *slapping my slappyness*
Great jokes. 10 points!

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The awkward moment when a fat guy says "That's how I roll."

One day I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home.
She looked at me and smiled with hopefulness.
I walked away with a cardboard box.
*slaps cardboard box*

How do you organize a party in space?

You planet! (plan it)
*slaps solar system*

I got hit in the head by a can of soda.

Good thing it was a SOFT drink!
*slaps vending machine*

Hope you like my jokes.

Posts are coming so slow...

So here's some more.

The awkward moment when a fat guy says "That's how I roll."

One day I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home.
She looked at me and smiled with hopefulness.
I walked away with a cardboard box.
*slaps cardboard box*

How do you organize a party in space?

You planet! (plan it)
*slaps solar system*

I got hit in the head by a can of soda.

Good thing it was a SOFT drink!
*slaps vending machine*

Hope you like my jokes.

Nice puns!

Posts are coming so slow...

So here's some more.

The awkward moment when a fat guy says "That's how I roll."

One day I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home.
She looked at me and smiled with hopefulness.
I walked away with a cardboard box.
*slaps cardboard box*

How do you organize a party in space?

You planet! (plan it)
*slaps solar system*

I got hit in the head by a can of soda.

Good thing it was a SOFT drink!
*slaps vending machine*

Hope you like my jokes.

Haha you made my day.

A man cam to town and went to the toilet where he heard in the toilet in the toilet in the toilet everyday
Then he went to eat and heard forks and knives forks and knives　.
Then he went to a candy shop where someone handing a free lollipops and
Heard me me me me me. Then he went to a road and heard someone say
He's stole my lolipop.
Then he saw a murder scene and then the cop asked who kiled him.
The man said me me me me me!
The cop asked how
The man said forks and knives forks and knives，
The cop asked where,
The man said in the toilet in the toilet
The cops and why
The man said he stole my lolipop!
He's copying the otehr ppl casue he's foreign.

Q.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A.
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.
Also, there are thirty five posts and only around 10 posts that tell at least one joke

hello.
im a runt in the family of giants.
im hugh
hugh normous.

A man cam to town and went to the toilet where he heard in the toilet in the toilet in the toilet everyday
Then he went to eat and heard forks and knives forks and knives　.
Then he went to a candy shop where someone handing a free lollipops and
Heard me me me me me. Then he went to a road and heard someone say
He's stole my lolipop.
Then he saw a murder scene and then the cop asked who kiled him.
The man said me me me me me!
The cop asked how
The man said forks and knives forks and knives，
The cop asked where,
The man said in the toilet in the toilet
The cops and why
The man said he stole my lolipop!
He's copying the otehr ppl casue he's foreign.

I've heard a similar joke.

Three Aliens, who do not understand English, land on earth and want to explore.
The first Alien goes to a class room. In the class, a teacher asked the class if they knew the answer to a question. A student raises her hand and says, " me! me! me!"
The second alien goes to a restaurant, where a lady yells, " does anyone need forks and knives, forks and knives?"
The third alien goes to a rodeo, at the rodeo the cowboy yells, " yee haa!"
They are done exploring and rendezvous where there spaceship is hidden. Next to the hiding spot is a dead body, and just as they approach it, a cop appears.
Cop, " who did this?"
First alien, " Me! Me! Me!"
Cop, "with what?"
Second alien, "forks and knives, forks and knives."
Cop, "you're going to jail."
Third alien, "yee haa!"

A police man pulls up a car and asks the blonde y she was gong so slow
Blonde:it says its only 21
Police:u silly thats the highway number
Blonde:oh ok then i didnt know
Police looks into back seat and asks blonde
Police: y r the people in the back pale and shivering?
Blonde:thats because i just came off highway 168

Q: what did the left leg say to the right?
A: between u and me we can make alot of money
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris has dies 18 times but death just hasnt gained enough confidence to tell him
when Chuck Norris does a roundhousee kick his foot doesnt move but the world moves around so his foot slams into the mans face
superman once said"look its a bird!!! look its a plane!!!! No wait its Chuck Norris!!!"
The boogey man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak brail o.O
Superman wears Chuck Norris undies

one day a blondes friend walked into her apartment and saw the blonde had a rope around her waist she asks What r u doing? blonde says Im trying to kill myslef. her friend says y dont u tie it around youe neck then? blonde Ive already tried that i couldnt breath. XD