#36
by Oberyn
I'm attracted to the less hollow-headed few, so this technique may not work on the uncanny, arrogant little prick you may occasionally drool over. Anyways...here's how I got her attention; no words used whatsoever!
Stare at her with an ever so light smile...wait till she looks over. Wait precisely 4 seconds and shake your head as if you just snapped out of a dream. Give her a smile as you prepare to leave her presence. The next day, exchange glances and smiles at her until you finally see her chuckle rather than smile; its show time! Okay..not yet...You have to go back home and wait till tomorrow. The next day you will be faced with two situations. Either way, she is your's player. Cheer up. That chuckle was pretty much a verbal contract.
Situation #1: You prepare for another day of smiles and stares, but surprisingly enough, she comes over to you and gives you a flirtatious greeting. At this point, consider your endeavors successful! Your only goal from now on is to not ruin your chances with any of the previously mentioned "pick-up" lines listed on this thread.
Situation #2: You prepare for another day of smiles and stares, and not-so-surprisingly enough, she doesn't surprise you by coming over. Don't worry! You are not done yet soldier! Go over to her, and extend your left hand ( it is crucial that only your left hand is extended). If she doesn't have any serious restriction in dating you such as family problems or existing-relationships, she will take your hand. At thing point, you have two options: [A] continue the game of silent smiles and gestures and make it your couple-"thing" for the next 2 days (two days is the maximum amount, anything more is disaster). After this, you officially got her attention; she won't leave you until you reveal one of the "pick-up" lines listed on this thread. Immediately end the "silent smiles and creeps" game and actually talk to her; be sure not to use any "pick-up" lines mentioned in this thread. You should be golden by now.
Luckily, I only had to deal with Situation #1, so...I have absolutely no clue if my solutions for Situation #2 is even effective. For scientific purposes, do try it out and let me know if it ends in either marriage or divorce, or both, or neither.
Then next day is when the magic happens
I can't make the World Purple when it's Gray
