Celtic Heroes

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a pirate walks into a bar... he has a pegleg, a hook, and an eyepatch.
the bartender asks him:
"How did you get your pegleg?"
the pirate replies:
"There was a great sea battle, and a cannonball took me leg clean off."
"How did you get your hook?"
"I dropped me hat into the sea, and when I reached in to get it, a shark came up and bit me hand clean off."
"How did you get your eyepatch?"
"I was lying on the beach, and a seagull pooped in me eye."
"How would that make you lose your whole eye?"
"It was the day after I got me hook"

^^^ xD