Re: Post Your Best Puns Here!!!
#62Ooh, I got some!
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Ooh one more!
I'm selling my roof. I guess you could say it was on the house!
*Slaps Kyanos*

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Ooh one more!
I'm selling my roof. I guess you could say it was on the house!
*Slaps Kyanos*
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Re: Post Your Best Puns Here!!!
#63Did you hear about that fortune telling midget that escaped from jail?
I guess u could say he was a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE
I guess u could say he was a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE