Policeman: Sir, your eyes are red and your breath stinks. Are you sure you haven't been drinking?
Drunk: Gee shir yosh eyesh sure look glazed. Is you sush u havent beem eating doughnuts?
(Translation: gee sir your eyes sure look glazed. Are you sure you haven't been eating doughnuts?)
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