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Tell us your jokes!

#1
Yep the topic says it all.
The joke can be about anything. Can be short or long.
It's all about making people smile.

I'll start some examples:
When chuck norris jump in the water he didn't get wet.. The water gets chuck norris.
what do you call a black man in a yellow sleeping bag? A rotten banana.
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Re: Tell us your jokes!

#6
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. Knock Knock, whos there?, the chicken, the chiclen who? the chicken :)
knock knowck. whos there? i am. i am who? you mean you dont know who you are? :lol:
why do you never take a test at a zoo? becuase there are too manay cheatahs
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#7
Chuck Norris through a grenade at 50 ppl and they died, then it exploded!
When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity he got it back!
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he charges!
Dogs step on Chuck Norris' unfathomable!
Chuck Norris can beat the Admin in pvp!
Chuck Norris can Solo Aggragoth!
Chuck Norris can upgrade Dragonscale!
Chuck Norris can switch servers!
Chuck Norris can eqiup class restrited weapons!
Chuck Norris can heal SpiritHealer!
Chuck Norris can look in the beta forum without being a tester!
Chuck Norris.....nuf said!

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#8
Heres a russian joke translated word by word :)
A woman walks into a jewellery shop.Theres a heavy rain outside. When she is going to buy something and givig cash to shop assistant he asks her why the cash is wet. and ahse answers sorry the cash is wet coz my husband was crying when he was giving it to me
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#10
My joke is not for childrens under the ages of 13 so idk if i should post my joke :shock:
R-Rated jokes u say hahah. :lol:
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