Celtic Heroes

The fire hydrant screamed as the steaming train roared ever so fast towards him.It was a wintery night,the breeze calmly,swiftly and gently carresing the hydrant.He bellowed as the train grinded his metal into smitherines,leaving not but a trace of corroded silver.And here it was told,the story of Albercus Gretchen the III.
Troubled mermaids gathered in the deep, azure ,crisp- clean water,for there was a traitor amongst them.Their leader,Adelon,savagely pierced the deep green flesh of the tribe,for they carelessly fouled up the  free ice cream stand.Huffing and puffing,he magnificently commited suicide.
Whoever took the trouble to read this,i thank you.Don't judge me,Im only 13 and came up with this in a couple of minutes XD.

the wind was like a hurricane. it was noon, it was breezy. my mom was standing in front of me on an elevated platform, facing away from me. theres ur answer. of course, i wanted mint chocolate chip ice cream, but i got a hot fudge sundae. WTF?? anyways, as we walked down the trail, i saw a bird, staring at me like a hawk, because it was a hawk, but it was taking a dump on the carcus of a dead squirrel. i climbed a tree, hiding from robin hood. i befouled my panties, and robin shot an arrow at my ballz. as i fouled and polluted the air behind me, i shot out of the tree like a rocket. i finally came to a goblin cave. and of course, there were bathrooms that looked like farting stands. i bought an ice cream cone. thats not chocolate! anyways, as i came out of the cave, i saw a bright light. it was my friend and his flashlight.

LOL! HE FIRED AN ARROW AT HIS WOBBLESACK XD

Frigthened,the creature of nature slithered towards the moist wobblesack amidst the burning tree fires.Drowning,My potato turned into cereal.Realizing this is all a dream,i treat myself to a snow cone.OH FACK THE OTERWORLD 0-O.Yearning for more scrumptiousness,i brutally harrass the adopted penguin waiting at the airport to pick up his dead fathers remains.With excitement,he pecks me and shoves his beak down my throat.I grab on to the nearest Xbox and insert my disc.

a long time ago there was a princess called cynthia. one day she fell down from the castle and died
the end.
took me one second lol

I starlet it all- with the story of the malicious unicorn...I actually did! Now everyone is posting stories. Lol
Nobody cares anyway, about me... -_-

LOL! XD

Haha! Yeah katiee we owe u one!

sorry for bumping this but u gotta read these!