Celtic Heroes

This post is a game! The object is to be as grammatically incorrect, and make as many spelling errors as you can!
Example: aye leik chez?
Fun right?
For some of you all you have to do is post as you normally would.

Whai ar wi hasing too doe dis¿

Aye fink zis iz kul game

aye lik chezkak

Yous iz stupidz y you so idiot!

Diz zemes lkie eh spma post

I fink zis iz boreng a letl bit

U fwrl kikw qw'te rypokh ae dodeenr lanhiafr

I liek zhiz gmae, zhiz is fuhn

Hao dhare u