Celtic Heroes

Warning! This thread contains inappropriate language

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXjHXJwSCiY
Check out my first rap ever right here!^^^


Pull my I phone out my pocket
Click on that off topic
Munch on this hot pocket
Smoke my bowl
Gettin higher than a rocket
I was blazed when I wrote this note
I hope I didnt flip it
I am that bad boy
Evading all that cop unfathomable
I'm *** my bad chick
Oh I like it how she pop it
Your are at the low end
But that's right *** I top it
I am the kingest
Risen to that zenith
Now *** suck my perfect thunderstorm!


Infinity is me
And I am forever
Infinity for a G
I'll make a trip better
I'm like butter
I get in your buns
I'm the man
Call me Stan
Yeah I got 10 guns
Come to the party
Let's start this fun

Nodnarb! I'm back and here to claim my title,
You fools be trying so hard you hold recitals,
Its all right to fear my presence,
Don't rap back don't be a menace,
I'm still a druid like no other,
If you feel beaten then go cry to your mother,
(Not an actual joke about anyone's mom please don't take offence)
Relentless I am and I won't give up,
Sit back relax and fill up my cup,
Relentless I am I won't back down,
Cause king I am and I still got my crown,
DrPeppers! Don't forget that name,
Better save now its just the start of our game....

so im here writing a rap for celtic heroes,
beggers keep asking for gold but they just get zero,
started from the bottom now im in the top clan britannians,
guys talk top but they live with there nannykins !!!! (grand mother LOL),
im killing the blood groves up in stone vale,
eating guys for breakfast we should call it shark tale,
my heads feeling high from that knowledge elixir,
if you got a problem you can call me the fixer,
writing this rap, yeah im still going now,
just because i though id show the others how,
all the trash talkers need to fix up,
talking about chocolate eclair but they never had their *** sucked,
and now this rap is kinda dragging on,
so its time to roll a fat doob and get my dragon on........... JHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ the last two lines are hard...................

and now im back a second time,
you should already know what it is from my first rhyme,
i got bars for days you can call me thesaurus,
these people loving off my lyrical endurance,
and iv always got my clans back, you could call me insurance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
i know the ropes and iv got direction,
still kill a brother fast like a lethal injection,
im always on celtic heroes you could say im addicted to that,
in other words were all on some virtual crack!!,
just smoked a blunt of the OG kush,
now ima call my girl and say let me tap that tush , lol
im high up where the birds be,
not a dude in this place could ever try hurt me,
cos i come sly like a snake do,
people talk guns but unfathomable you know that aint true,
and if a guy wanna come try me,
ima take his chain, his money and his wifey, lol
im from a place where,
brothers hearts are cold like a glaicier, (pronounced glacair)
dont talk unfathomable you'll get a scar on your face there,
they talk tough, going on like they big G's,
when they standing in mcdonalds handing me a double cheese,
im raking it in im getting the pounds, (£)
my girl so sexy I say look what I found,
your *** so ugly she looks like a bear drowned,
so you've heard the rap and now im gone,
im just gonna sit back with an L and get my smoke on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gunna leave a pos here for when my rap/poem is finished asa reminder nice idea for a topic btw.

Undefeated cuz the battle ain't started
Keep talkin unfathomable, but I know your retarded
Wait for the green light
Don't be the last one departed
but cha know ya will because....
PVP and me get along great
Whooping ass all day
Get in line
It's a long wait
Try try your hardest
But I swear you share the same fate
E specially when I get irate
slashin and smashin through da fool
Put his ass back in his cubical
Oh you don't like me?
Well bite me
And you can be
My enemy
For infinity.


P.s. santino, you got some skill man... That was some damn fine typin if I don't say so myself. Good job, I hope to hear more!

Thanks! and same back to you. now let me seee.......... (just thinking what to write lol)

okay,

Yo my names santino, im a mage from herne,
Boys talk unfathomable i wont stop till there ashes in an earne,
they ask me why so ruthless i say its not your concern,
but now im back on my movements, iv got figures to earn,
they say im some gassed up white guy,
but they wont see me coming when i fly by,
catch a guy slipping, *** the ting and blow a man sky high!!,
now im chilling with his girlfriend,
i say i know you like me baby lets not pretend,
she grab me by the jeans now watch my ting extend,
When im finished tell the *** to go, and its on to her best friend,
my weeds so strong it blows heads like a twelve gage,
i really dont think these little boys are ready for this grade,
this guys must be high what is he on cocaine?
oh nah hes just some little dumb *** with no brain,
my girl sexy she got that thick nice ass,
your girl look like the spotty nerds from science class,
you know i write them raps down hard,
just know i aint playing games like a deck of apples,
and now my little raps done,
ima sit back with this weed and smoke some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


all this stuff is literally from the top lol.... so some of it might not sound great lol.......

santino, your raps are seriously striaght from the dome? dude, you shouldnt post your raps online someone might steal them.

Im glad you guys thought this was amuzing but sorry i dont allow raps in my lands,
King taeostine, the best, we all know its true, Cant stop my influence and power, watch out im coming through.
Ive erased clans by my hands. scammed you and left your inventory bland, come with taeostine and ill make you a baron,
Theres onone im not scarin. People listen your your celtic king! when you come to mabon you can see my bling.
Always on the top of the charts but not right now, cause i left my soldiers leaderless, and i dont give a fart in the leastest.
Mabon is where the king resides, nothings bigger than my pride, taeostine wills it and it comes before my eyes.
Everyone pay my tax! I beef up my trolling to the max, cant stop my hacks ill wipe you clan like i do the back of my ass.
they call me TAEO! im the king of mabon and i dont play halo! Ive always been in the lead and i dont care what you sayo, im gonna feed you perfect thunderstorm mayo so get off my libedo!
Ill more king than the admin, i always havebeen, lirs reach's sweet soil is my claim to royalty, im more popular than a dead manitee, but i press on
and continue to be the man i have to be.

GOD-KING TAEOSTINE I

yep its all from the top, and you got some pretty good bars yourself taeo...

noobarb- quit spamming the off topic forums.

unless your a legit player with a decent rank or a influential person please get lost. these forums are not for you.

AS your king. I think you should either come to mabon to pay my tax or get lost.

I dont want to see you here again or ill use my influence and come have u erased.

GOD-KING TAEOSTINE

noobarb- quit spamming the off topic forums.

unless your a legit player with a decent rank or a influential person please get lost. these forums are not for you.

AS your king. I think you should either come to mabon to pay my tax or get lost.

I dont want to see you here again or ill use my influence and come have u erased.

GOD-KING TAEOSTINE

Your spectral is weak step off the stage,
Back up a moment I'm going to rage.
I'm more legit than you'll ever be,
Come to Rosmerta watch and see.
I got a rank higher than the GOD-KING himself,
Worked may way up legitly not based on wealth.
Step up when you face the trials of a Druid,
Dont speak to me if you gunna be rude.
I've worked my way to the top,
Dont try to hinder me I wont ever stop.
But if you must persist lets wait for PvP,
Where I'll topple not just you but everybody.