Celtic Heroes

I do not take Any credit for these jokes.

Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the horse she invente the donkey

Yo mamma so poor when she was kicking a can, someone asked wat she was doing, she said "im moving"

To mamma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out

Yo mamma so stupid she pointe the hunting rifle backwards (or WAS stupid...)

Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the grand canyon... she got stuck

Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to a movie alone she asks if theres a discount for groups...

Yo mamma so dumb she stared at the orange juice container for 10 days because it said "100% concentrate"

One I came up with: Yo Momma so fat even the sun said, "Dang!"

Yo mammas so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
(Fresh Prince of Bel Hair referance )

Yo mamma so fat when she wore a yellow swimming suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo mamma so fat when she wore a yellow swimming suit, the sun got jealous.

How did that swimming suit even fit her._______.

Yo mama is so fat the whole world shakes.

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED BY THE TV I MISSED 3 EPISODES