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Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:01 am
by Loco cola
I do not take Any credit for these jokes.
Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the horse she invente the donkey
Yo mamma so poor when she was kicking a can, someone asked wat she was doing, she said "im moving"
To mamma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out
Yo mamma so stupid she pointe the hunting rifle backwards (or WAS stupid...)
Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:17 am
by MisterWiskers
Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the grand canyon... she got stuck
Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:38 am
by Criminal
Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to a movie alone she asks if theres a discount for groups...
Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:45 am
by MisterWiskers
Yo mamma so dumb she stared at the orange juice container for 10 days because it said "100% concentrate"
Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:49 am
by RedDogy
One I came up with: Yo Momma so fat even the sun said, "Dang!"
Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:52 am
by Liviticus
Yo mammas so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
(Fresh Prince of Bel Hair referance

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Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:59 am
by MisterWiskers
Yo mamma so fat when she wore a yellow swimming suit, the sun got jealous.
Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:01 am
by Curry30423
Yo mamma so fat when she wore a yellow swimming suit, the sun got jealous.
How did that swimming suit even fit her._______.
Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:19 pm
by I'mdead
Yo mama is so fat the whole world shakes.
Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:58 pm
by mM dakota marry me
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED BY THE TV I MISSED 3 EPISODES