Celtic Heroes

Yep, post any jokes you know, good or bad
Here's one my dad told me recently:

Duck: do you have any bread?
Bartender: none
Duck: any buns?
Bartender: we don't have any bread.
Duck: any old bread?
Bartender: no.
Duck brown bread?
Bartender: we don't have any bread!
Duck: any-
Bartender: listen, if you ask for bread one more time, I'm gonna nail your beak to this table!
Duck: do you have a hammer?
Bartender: why would we keep a hammer? No we don't!
Duck: What about some bread?

Why did curry's chickens cross the road?

Why did curry's chickens cross the road?

To reunite with the chicken army!

Why did curry's chickens cross the road?

So I could cook them!

To run away from curry cause he left herne and he noob

There were 3 guys stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and he said that he would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" then poof he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" then poof he was gone. The third guy felt lonely so he wished that the two were back on the island

2 hunters are out in the woods and get lost. One says to the other, "hey I heard if we fire three shots in the air help will come." So they do it and no one comes. They try it again, still no one comes. Finally, one says to the other, "Let's try it one more time." The other says, "This better work, these are our last arrows."

Cook and Co-ck, a moto for women, and a way to annoy curry.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

To run away from curry cause he left herne and he noob

My chickens came with me *-* and I'd come back but a noob sold me lux so I canntt (yes u pir-.-)