The story of curry._.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:46 am
It was long long ago that a true hero was finally born into the world of Celtic heroes. He ventured far and got strong on his journey. However,let's be honest, his love for chickens was a bit weird to begin with. *switches to first person* . I'll be honest it started as a joke._. I just collected chickens cause why not? But then. On a night where the moon was shining so close to the earth, making the night have a romantic feel, I was walking down the docks, when I saw her. She was the finest thing I had ever seen. Her glorious booty was calling for my hands to pick her up. Her golden black fur was shining as bright as Pokemon Ho-Oh's. It was the most beautiful black dumpy I had ever seen. But then she got eaten alive by this giant fish that popped out of the water._. That day, was the day I decided to seek my revenge. After that day, I built an army of chickens, growing by the minute. Eventually we invaded and attacked the big fishie, killing it and avenging the beautiful bootied dumpy. However after that the army had gotten so strong and built such a strong bond that it would've been impossible to break it up. So then we decided to seek godly powers from the God of chickens himself. He gave me a pendant which bonded to my soul. The pendant granted me godlike powers. Eventually I managed to harness the power on my own and my army did as well. The pendant we sealed up and shipped it off to the chicken God. He refused to take it so we destroyed him and started to rule the universe (in a better way). Welp that's my story._. Hai
