Celtic Heroes

Reply any Chuck Norris jokes u HAVE!
here is mines:
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf and when it is a full moon the werewolf turns into Chuck Norris.
Then people say this is my best one:
Chuck Norris tries to shave once, He broke the lawn mower.
then this is my last one:
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, to bad he never cried.

Chuck Norris once said Chuck Norris jokes were outdated. He was correct.

Chuck Norris once said to me: "Luke, I am your father. Together we will rule the galaxy!"
And so we did... Even tough my name is actually not Luke.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did xD

Chuck Noris isn't populair, But Chuck Norris is.

hey did u guys know if u type chuck norris name wrong on google it will show up as: Run b4 Chuck Norris finds u!
hahah

They once made a chuck norris toilet paper...but it wouldn't take unfathomable from anybody.

Chuck norris doesn't wear a condom becuase there's no such thing as protection from chuck norris.

Chuck norris is the reason why waldo is so hard to find.

Chuck norris counted to infinity...twice.

If at first you dont succeed...you're not chuck norris.

Chuck norris doesnt do pushups...he pushes the earth down.

Some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas.

Chuck norris doesnt breathe...he holds air hostage.

Chuck norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass...at night.

God did not create the world...chuck norris roundhouse kicked it into exsistance.

Freddy krueger is afraid chuck norris will come into his dreams and kill him.

Chuck norris does not have a chin underneath his beard but simply a third fist.

Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people because he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people because he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.
The End.