Celtic Heroes

(read this one out loud, or it wont make any sense)

how do you know when a pepper is nosy?

when its jalapeno business

at least half of you wont get it

it took me a sec..

bob: what did one ocean say to the other?
otherdude: idk?
bob: nothing it just waved!
otherdude: :|
bob: .... did you SEA what I did there?
otherdude :| yes bob, u just suck at puns.
bob: are you shore you sea what I did there? seariously do you?!
otherdude: dude give it up
bob: water you saying?!
otherdude: UR NOT FUNNY
bob: shell I stop then?
otherdude: NO ONE LIKES YOU!
bob: damn you.
bob: (thats what one river said to the other.)
otherdude: OMFG
bob: I understand you get tide of the jokes after a whale, but no need to be a beach!
otherdude: KNOCK IT OFF!
bob: imma go krill myself now
bob: I tide. x_x
bob: whale, I guess you don't appreciate my jokes.
bob: I wont sand you any more.
bob:
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otherdude: ...what did one volcano say to the other?
bob: what?
otherdude: I lava you

btw, there are 16 puns in the above post: betcha can't find em all you'll have to look reely hard to sea em.

tuna more^ hehe
^ nuff said.

What do you call fake noodles???
?
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Impastas!

btw, there are 16 puns in the above post: betcha can't find em all you'll have to look reely hard to sea em.

tuna more^ hehe
^ nuff said.

I've heard all that before except the damn you river one.
I have to admit that that was funny.

I was browsing the "settings" app on my iPhone and I found the "Airplane Mode" option. I was excited so I turned the feature on and threw my iPhone across the room...............worst Transformer ever...

hahaha one more

ah i cant resist! what did i say to u? u AL suck at puns

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

Lol. I keep TRYING to tell my friends that Community isn't a robot, and that he does look at the topic posts!