Celtic Heroes

You Brits (my wife included) have some weird taste in food.

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's have beans with every meal

We used to say:

Beans, beans are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat!

The great and powerful cadaver says 'lol!'

There's another song that goes with that...
Beer, beer it's fun to slurp
the more you drink the more you burp
the more you burp the better you feel
so let's have beer with every meal
Or something like that