Celtic Heroes

Which I think are lies:

ninjasarethebest

1. my mom is dead

NovaLegendZz

1. I'm 13

rouge12345

1. I have been to loch ness

dsgrendar

1. I'm addicted to Celtic Heroes

KiyKiy

1. I have a cat named Zelda

jstnwrds55

1. I could destroy anyone but Forrest Gump in ping pong

Killingshadow

1. I hate Lord of the Rings.

Bhamuntflare

1. My a Chief of one of the best clans on Crom

UziTheLearned

1. I don't have a cat that is cute, adorable, and soft.

left4dead

1. ive ksed aggragoth.

Pigman

1. i wanted to be a forum mod

Godzilla

1. I love school

Lukov

1. I have stabbed myself in the eye with a steak knife

1. I once performed in front of the Queen of England on a football pitch.

2. I fluently speak two languages.

3. I once fractured my arm playing football by attempting to kick the ball, missing it, and falling over.

My lie was number 3

1. I once performed in front of the Queen of England on a football pitch.

2. I fluently speak two languages.

3. I once fractured my arm playing football by attempting to kick the ball, missing it, and falling over.

I'm going for number 1 being a lie. Your third one sounds too funny to be false.

@Bhamunt - nooo!