Celtic Heroes

A hilarious riddle, getting you pervs to think
Nah jokin Lol

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

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Something innapropeit i thinK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got this...

This first one is a series of 5 questions.

Q. You are in a plane with 100 bricks and you throw one out. How many are left?
A. 99 bricks!

Q. What are the 3 steps to put an elephant in the fridge?
A. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the elephant in 3. Close the fridge.

Q. What are the 4 steps to put a giraffe in the fridge?
A. 1. Open the fridge 2. Take the elephant out 3. Put the giraffe in 4. Close the fridge. L

Q. There is a Lion King ceremony and all the animals are there except one. Why?
A. The giraffe is still in the fridge!

Q. An old lady was crossing a river and died. Why?
A. She was hit in the head with a brick!


Ok. Ok. Here is joke #2!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She didnt have any arms!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Ok here comes a short story.

A husband and wife are going on vacation to Florida. The wife has one more day on a business trip so her husband goes to Florida and waits for her there. The husband decides to send an email to her before she comes. He mistypes a letter in the email address and it accidentally goes to the wife of a preacher who had died yesterday. When she read the email she screamed and feinted. Her family rushed into the room and read the email.

"To my dearest wife,

I can't wait for you to join me tomorrow. It sure is hot down here!

From your beloved husband"

Ok I'm done.

That last one was great

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere!
Knock Knock.
whos there?
not sally xd

Why did the shark die?

Because someone killed it.



Why did sally fall of a building?

Someone pushed her.

This is a long one, but worth the time:

There are 4 types of cheerios: Blueberry, Honey Nut, Chocolate, and Plain. The problem is, each type has their own language, and there is no possibility of overcoming the language barrier.
Anyway, there is this Honey Nut Cheerio, and he's hanging around the box-ing arena, when he sees this GORGEOUS Chocolate Cheerio. He instantaneously falls in love with her. So, he finishes his college career at Kellogg's University and proceeds to create the only machine that can change the type of cheerios they are. For example, a Chocolate could become a Blueberry, etc.
So, in attempt to woo the love of his life, he changes into a Chocolate Cheerio. Little does he know that she noticed this and snuck into the machine, changing herself into a Plain cheerio. A week later, he realizes that she had changed, so he changes himself into a Plain Cheerio. She noticed this again, and changed into a Blueberry cheerio. 5 days later, he noticed her and changed himself into a Blueberry Cheerio. She noticed this again. But, this time, the guy-cheerio was prepared. He somehow managed to stop her from changing.
So, the two Cheerios, now Blueberry, began to talk and hang out. That said, they really began to like each other. So, he asked her to the Annual Cereal Bowl, and she gladly accepted.
They dance and dance and dance, and have a great time. But the guy-cheerio begins to get thirsty, so he heads towards the drinks.
Now, there are two types of drinks there: Milk and Fruit Punch. Cheerios love both. However, the milk line is very long. The guy cheerio, curious as to why it is so long, checks the other line to see how long it is.
It takes a second for him to realize it, buts it begins to dawn on him that... there is no punch line!

This is a long one, but worth the time:

There are 4 types of cheerios: Blueberry, Honey Nut, Chocolate, and Plain. The problem is, each type has their own language, and there is no possibility of overcoming the language barrier.
Anyway, there is this Honey Nut Cheerio, and he's hanging around the box-ing arena, when he sees this GORGEOUS Chocolate Cheerio. He instantaneously falls in love with her. So, he finishes his college career at Kellogg's University and proceeds to create the only machine that can change the type of cheerios they are. For example, a Chocolate could become a Blueberry, etc.
So, in attempt to woo the love of his life, he changes into a Chocolate Cheerio. Little does he know that she noticed this and snuck into the machine, changing herself into a Plain cheerio. A week later, he realizes that she had changed, so he changes himself into a Plain Cheerio. She noticed this again, and changed into a Blueberry cheerio. 5 days later, he noticed her and changed himself into a Blueberry Cheerio. She noticed this again. But, this time, the guy-cheerio was prepared. He somehow managed to stop her from changing.
So, the two Cheerios, now Blueberry, began to talk and hang out. That said, they really began to like each other. So, he asked her to the Annual Cereal Bowl, and she gladly accepted.
They dance and dance and dance, and have a great time. But the guy-cheerio begins to get thirsty, so he heads towards the drinks.
Now, there are two types of drinks there: Milk and Fruit Punch. Cheerios love both. However, the milk line is very long. The guy cheerio, curious as to why it is so long, checks the other line to see how long it is.
It takes a second for him to realize it, buts it begins to dawn on him that... there is no punch line!

im warning every one don't read this lmao
with the combined time of all of your lives I can consider my self as saving a life

omg i nearly died from laughter reading this XD
thanks heroic!

What did the train say to the car?


Shooooo Shooooo

Am i the only one posting...?

Here goes another one!

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.

"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

LOLOLOL