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Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#31
Taxes have been increased by 2k.

If you can't pay it when I open trade window with you I will delete your guy without question.
So let my words be law.
Taeostine will not be triffled with.
These few rabble-rousers will soon be captured and brought to justice.

I have deployed the kings forces to attend to this matter

God king taeo

Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#32
On second thought, I have decided to change my all knowing and excellent mind. The taxes shall be 3k! The American Girl store has upped the price of their vintage doll collection...fools! Have I not been saving long enough?!? And who is this rediculois imitator trying to undermine my authority? I will not be mocked! Don't get me wrong, I would love to delet that fool infinity, but alas, it was not I who spoke those words. This mockery will stop!

And the American girl vintage collection shall come to Mabon in time. Mark my words!

Your belovedly loved king of Mabon

Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#33
capital T taeostine is my jester in my court.

For now on all messages posted by Taeostinethe greatest instead of taeostinethegreatest are nothing but humours by my jester. a low lvl 5 fool i keep around for amuzment.

Again, Im not angered by this. I feel a bit of good humour is important in my lands.

THe tax will stay at 2k.

GOd-King TAEO I

Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#35
Samn you impitent fool! How dare you accuse me of doing drugs! Samn will now be erased from Mabon for his foolish comments. Just because some 8 year old idiot decides to impersonate me, doesn't mean anything. I am not schizophrenic! And I am not a druggy! Let it be known people of Mabon, that Salvia is not a drug! I am a tall glass of orange juice! Salvia is legal in Mabon...I declare it! This 8 year old impersonator will be caught, and an example will be made of him.

Your hanously magestic king of Mabon

Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#36
AS governor of celtic heroes, i wish to make a decree too all people in all realms!

I want every 8year old child slain in your neighborhood. just as was ordered when king herod ordered the death of all newborns.

Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#37
Oh dear noooo you can't ban Samn from Mabon oh dear now the world will be not be the same...Please don't ban him.. oh wait a minute. Testosterone, oops I mean taeostineNOTSOgreatest the doctor called 911 and told them that you have escaped from the mental ward!!!!!!



Oh no guess who else is banned from Mabon...hmmmm oh well.
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Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#38
Your worshipfulness:

I am deeply repentant after being rebuked in poor grammar and pathetic spelling. Your words are rank with the bile with which you fill your imaginary kingdom. Your attempts to draw attention to yourself become more and more desperate and wild as the people of Mabon realize their feared dictator of long winded threats is an impotent weakling, groveling at his own schizophrenic feet. You are incompetent, insignificant, insecure, in debt to Mabon, insincere, inane, insane, inconsiderate, inconsistent, indecent, indefensible, inept, infamous and infantile. I could continue, but I rest my case. Might ease off in an edit :-\
Samnis- Level 71 Ranger
Roq- Level 75+ Rogue
Ksksers

Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#39
Your worshipfulness:

I am deeply repentant after being rebuked in poor grammar and pathetic spelling. Your words are rank with the bile with which you fill your imaginary kingdom. Your attempts to draw attention to yourself become more and more desperate and wild as the people of Mabon realize their feared dictator of long winded threats is an impotent weakling, groveling at his own schizophrenic feet. You are incompetent, insignificant, insecure, in debt to Mabon, insincere, inane, insane, inconsiderate, inconsistent, indecent, indefensible, inept, infamous and infantile. I could continue, but I rest my case. Might ease off in an edit :-\

If there was a like button I would press it. But alas there is not one therefor I just say LIKE.
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Re: Pay your TAXES and DUES!!

#40
hello all, its beloved taeostine the king of mabon here with a decree all should hear or else suffer consequences.
LET IT BE KNOWN THROUGHT THE REALM THAT THERE SHALL BE A TAX IMPOSED ON THOSE NOT WITHIN THE REALM OF MY INFLUENCE.
THE TAX RATE STANDS AT 1K PER PERSON NOT IN EITH CLAN TAEOSTINIANS, RIOT(MY SIDE CLAN THAT I ALLOW MY TOP GENERALS TO RUN OUT OF RESPECT FOR THIER SERVICE TO ME) OR DEATHLEGACY.
AS A REMINDER...
1000 GOLD TAX ON ALL NON TAEO INFLUENCED CLANS. I HOPE THAT THE TAXES ARE PAID IN FULL TO MY CLAN BANK( AND COMEON GUYS THE LAST TAX IMPOSED ONLY NETTED ME 50K SO PAY UP EVERYONE!)

PADDYW OWES ME 2K FROM IGNORING THE LAST TAX SEASON..

"SO LET IT BE WRITTEN! SO LET IT BE DONE!"
THIS IS THE WORD WHICH IS LAW WHICH ONLY COMES FROM TAEOSTINE i.

im SURE LOTS OF NEW RIOT MEMBERS WILL AHVE THINGS TO SAY THAT ARE TREASONOUS SO PLEASE IGNORE THE FEW RABBLEROUSERS THAT SPAM THE FORUM OFTEN.
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