Celtic Heroes

fixed :p

A cat will almost always blink when hit in the head with a hammer.

A cat will almost always blink when hit in the head with a hammer.

A Zonn will almost always die when you hit him with a piano when he gives people a bad fact about hurting poor kitties. </3 Meow 0.0 :3

Dolphins are able to recognize their own reflections and are sometimes caught admiring themselves if given a mirror.

If Barbie were life-size she would be 7.5 feet tall with a neck twice the proportional length of a normal human, the weight of her hair would be enough to pull of her scalp.

If you spell racecar backwards it says racecar.

Women are are more likely to shoplift than men.

You cannot kill yourself by holding your breath.

Women are more likely to fail a suicide than men.

If you took all the Asians in the world and laid them in a row 4 tall...

They would be very angry with you.

Hot water freezes faster than cold water.

If your sister is sleeping in a tree and you wake her up she will throw apples at you.

You will always pay for kisses even from your girlfriend / wife in a way sinse,
- they can complain alot and you have to hear all of it
- they ask for money for clothes
- pay for the date
- pay for alot of other things
- alot more things

Sorry girls :d, ( and boys causes kisses will never be free)

There is a person out there who is immune electricity, AI computers already exist, the Big Bang was actually a slow expansion of the universe and the speed the universe is expanding is increasing, due to dark energy/ Einstein's cosmological constant

If your sister is sleeping in a tree and you wake her up she will throw apples at you.

lol you know this one from experience i bet ;P

If your sister is sleeping in a tree and you wake her up she will throw apples at you.

lol you know this one from experience i bet ;P

Lol what makes you think that?