Celtic Heroes

I saw Infinity's post on the rap and i was thinkin of this
we have a RAP OFF
rules
must write 8 or more lines
has to correspond to the ones before it
no swearin ( awwww !@#$)
MUST RHYME WELL

Im sittin at my computer thinkin of a good rap
oh wait, I know, everybody knows im the best at
Rappin! lets see if you can beat me
If you can congragulations, you're the best rapper
If not, I'll shove your ugly face into a tree
How bout that
Im meaner than a big-old lax bro
Oh wait, that was stupid, i say NO
Im meaner then a scetchy person with a big
Baseball bat

Your rap made no sence it hurt my eyes to read
As i said it out loud my ears began to bleed.
I've been battling since Infinaty started his thread
Anyone who raps back ends up dead
Just look at TAOE the king himself
Put to shame now he gathers dust sittin on the shelf
Im the king rapper thats all you need to know
Sit back, relax and enjoy the show

Aha you think your so good?
Watch the show?
I dont think I could
You said your ears were bleedin
Well my ears were shatterin
When I started Reading
I could do this
All day
So I'll give you a goodbye kiss
Mr. Gay

you call that unfathomable rap?
man that was crap
you need a slap
sit still and dont flap
cause i'll show u whats rap

you making me rage?
i'll burn this clairvoyant page
i'm firing bolts and shards with my mage

my rap is super tight
i'm getting everything right
accept defeat
im in the damn drivers seat
im turning the meter to the heat
my bars are neat
you have smelly feets

u little hatters are torn
taeo i'll make you wish you were never born
while soloing a damn spearhorn

that dude aint mr gay
his name is nodnarb and his a big time rapper everyday
like R-jay on hype the tryna escape from gontanamobay!
yeah, smuggling and hay
its all i gotta say

i'm stealing the fame
the crowd shouting my name
im still in thia game
tryna get deadroots ass tamed

just dont be drinking wine
stick to your lines
try not to cause any crimes
work on those rhymes

(hi, sorry for swearing but i cant rap without swearing sorry :/, and most these lines were from my raps on infinites thread xD)

Ouch, there you go calling me Mr.Gay!
Clean up your toys its nap time, no time to play
Come over here and I'll read you a bed time story
Tryin to find Nemo while Marvin's hooking up with Dori
Little did you know your not waking up
During your lunch i slipped something in your cup
I told you if ya rapped back you'd end up dead
The story is you took a nasty blow to the head
Dont fret someone will be at your funerial
probly taoe cause he is there to troll
If you insist on giving me a kiss goodbye
Keep it to yourself, unlike you i dont float that high
But this raps dragging please make your stand
Bend over a little so i have room for mr Dr.Pepper brand

I mean, Dr. Pepper is great,
But Cheerwine is better,
Get back to the story: heres your fate
Im gonna out rap you both
And steal the glory
Your too late
This is tons of fun beatin you both
While you guys cry in misery
I'll be chillin on the California coast
And this is more than 8 lines
But im not done
I wanna rub it in
That im beatin you by a ton

(PS. thanks guys for doin this, i always look forward to the new rap someone posted)

I thought your raps were supposed to rhyme good
You raps like a country boy who thinks he's in the hood
Please quit your typing, move onto another thread
I killed you off in my last post, your not supposed to talk when your dead
Dont post again I ensure you, you failed
Whatch you scream as your train gets derailed.
Crash da BOOM da BANG your dead again
I declare this another DrPepper win

Ps: No worries I love doing this it's fun, but you have your raps set up more like an "Iambic Pentimeter" (I believe). Try a different style see how you like it.

A few words:
I
WILL
BEAT YOU
You, your friends, parents and your crew
Im from the hood?
Oh no im not
Your just jealous cause i got what you dont got!
And my rhymes are good
You little brat
See, look at this
They rhyme like that
Haha can't come back from this
You just got a dis
And I will kick you into a deep ocean abyss
And I dont stop here,
I shall pick you up with a crane
Put you down,
And leave you for Bain
When Batman beats him
What do I do?
Oh yes it is been finished,
I already threw you
How can I do this when Im Dead?
I might have bled
But I rise,
Then I head to
Find, then torture you

Ps: what is Iambic p..... I searched it on the internet but it doesent make sense

you got good rhymes, but not enough
punch line too low
so ima make it flow
u just a little mofow who cant grow
dont worry, i'll give ya a chance to blow

i'm the best mc there is
i'll top any m-cee
lyriclee
if not then physiclee
and you wont even be able to see
while your on the ground begging "merci-ee"

mace to face
i'm rocking that blunt
got more goons on the hunt
when i smash your face
before that ima tie ma shoe lace
dont even try any cheap embrace
druids wont even bother
they just gonna walk on and hover

ps: hi, thanks i enjoy these threads too xD oh and i'm a rubbish rapper, you both are better than me but i wont give up ,)

Ps: what is Iambic p..... I searched it on the internet but it doesent make sense

Iamnic pentamiter is not supposed to make sence, i think that is what nodnarb is trying to say