Celtic Heroes

Guys stop making fun of shy. Hes upset he cant get a date irl and he admitted it to.

I cant get a date in real life for the simple reason that cornflakes is better looking and an all around mofo beast. You have more luck than i showing a girl around town because of your skills through an online forum.

Its ok shy, we have all made it out of the friendzone by at least 20. You are our special friend though so we will let you try until 30 because god knows your lesbian vibe with chanel and princess perfect arent going to attract anyone

you're so wrong alpha. I dated my cat Chipie for several years until he discovered I was cheating with my dog Cacahuette. I was a bit sad at the beginning when Chipie kept singing WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS TALK TO MY FRIENDS TALK TO ME
BUT WE
ARE NEVER EVER EVER
GETTING BACK TOGETHER
I USED TO THINK THAT WE WERE FOREVER EVER EVER AND I USED TO SAY NEVER SAY NEVER
BUT WE
ARE NEVER EVER EVER
GETTING BACK TOGETHER in all the house but Cacahuette had the words to console me always. so now I'm still dating him and tonight we are SOOOOO going to have sex because it is VALENTINE'S DAY and he told me he was READY for it. I will record it and show it to you all as a proof, stay tuned!!!

ps: thxthx for the fake quote but I don't use ghetto language I use princess language so you're busted