Celtic Heroes

Recently, Criminal has discovered the way of the ancient warrior, the way of inner zen. This is one of OTM's easter eggs, and surely we can uncover them all! Supadupachalupa opened the way, then criminal contributed, then I have perfected!

First, to activate the inner zen, you need to max meditate, recuperate, bandage wounds, warcry, and put extra points in enduring guard.

Why meditate? Inner zen, peace, down to earth.
Why recuperate? Heal up right after you one shot a mob, though you shouldn't need to. It will regenerate your inner zen powers.
Why bandage? Because nobody is invincible, doh!
Why warcry? After having all the inner zen, you will feel the need to shout out something stupid, provoking everything around you.
Why enduring guard? Say you get knocked back by a brute forcing Ymir Hammer. With Enduring Guard, you will surely stand your ground and deliver two of your amazingly overpowered knuckle sandwiches!
Then, you need to rebirth to all focus. Activate meditate, recuperate, enduring guard. Then, cast warcry and you should be one shotting mobs due to your focus and inner zen power.

For gear, you don't need any but your blue underwear and knuckle sandwiches. Yet another one of OTM's easter eggs, the blue underwear is actually the best armor in the game, providing you a whopping zero armor. Contrary to popular belief, the Voidbane Halberd of Strength and the Dragonlord sword are infact not the best DPS weapons. What is it then?
THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH! Oh, the Knuckle Sandwich provides a whopping two damage and 0 attack. Now, everybody knows the Knuckle Sandwich is superior to everything but the Prospecting Hammer found in Fingal's Cave. Even though it should only take 3 seconds to fast travel to Fingal's Cave and pick one up, a pro like you doesn't have the time for that!

With this wisdom and inner zen, you should be running around, yelling, and punching stuff to powerlevel.

wow i didnt know any of this stuff!
thanks rav!

before i used to suffer from energy and survival problems but not anymore!

5 stars

Oh my gosh!! I will definitely(not) ditch all my weapons and armor and will(not) try this build.

I gave a hint for a very good build on mylittle's comment, but now u guys told everyone about the best warrior build, damn, first rogues now warriors.

Well, if people start using this OTM will start losing money. So win!

Used on my level 40 warrior
5 star result, I now one hit .1% of all mobs, I even soloed aggy, amazing build!

Lol. Rogues made a similar thread to this :3

Lol. Rogues made a similar thread to this :3

yes, that guy who made the build for rogues was the first one to discover this, us warriors have been working on discovering the full setup for warriors, it seems like its mostly the same except skills

i have become a full time troll
no more useful posts!

i have become a full time troll
no more useful posts!

Don't be a HoeBags/MyLittle type of troll >_>