How about this
Remember the time I was telling you how fortunate I was the one day when I was fighting to get my belt off because I had to Duce? Like nothing feels worse then knowing you HAVE to go to the bathroom and your standing at the toilet and your body is saying "Ok.. Here we go!" And in your mind your like "no! Wait for just 2 more seconds! I gotta get this off!" And then when I did finally sit down and it was just rushing out of me.. The best part of that day
The sigh of relief.. The kind of sigh where you are thankful and you have that moment of self accomplishment - knowing that you don't have to take a shower now or do laundry.. But had it been a moment sooner!
But then to my surprise.. There's no toilet paper O.o
Then I realized I forgot to heal you during a boss fight and you died
My number is 713!