Celtic Heroes

2 brunette sisters went to pick up a bull they were purchasing from a farm. They brought $500, and the
Bull cost $499. Only then did they realize they didn't have a trailer to bring it home. They went to the nearest pay phone they could find, dialed their other sisters number (she's blonde), and the operator said: "each word you say costs 1 dollar". Not knowing what to do, one of the sisters inserted the dollar that they had, and said "comfortable". The other sister said: "why did you do that?" She replied: " because when she hears it, she'll say it slowly to understand it. Com.......for. ....ta.....bull......"
XD

A guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "i bet u 100$ i can pee in this cup" the bartender says ok,he pees all over the bar. The bartender Asks for his money and the first guy laughs. The bartender asks him y he is laughing bcuz he just lost 100$. He says those guys over at the other end said they would give him 1100$ if he peed all over the bar, and got the bartender happy

This is a dumb joke but here it goes
1.) theres a joke that went to jail
2.) why?
1.) cuz it killed someone from laughter
._. Lel

OK OK I DID NOT LIKE THAT JEWISH JOKE.......
but heres a joke.

there is a blonde, brunnette, (can't spell) and redhead on an island. They are 100 Miles from shore. The brunnette says "I'll take breaks during my swim" but during one of the breaks at 25 miles, she is eaten by a shark. The redhead swims 75 miles nonstop, but gets runover by a boat and drowns. The blonde swims 50 miles becomes tired and swims back.
LOL TRY AND FIGURE IT OUT

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lol wow.....she swam 100 miles...

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lol wow.....she swam 100 miles...

yup

Joke
Two pretzels were walking down the street, one was assaulted

2 brunette sisters went to pick up a bull they were purchasing from a farm. They brought $500, and the
Bull cost $499. Only then did they realize they didn't have a trailer to bring it home. They went to the nearest pay phone they could find, dialed their other sisters number (she's blonde), and the operator said: "each word you say costs 1 dollar". Not knowing what to do, one of the sisters inserted the dollar that they had, and said "comfortable". The other sister said: "why did you do that?" She replied: " because when she hears it, she'll say it slowly to understand it. Com.......for. ....ta.....bull......"
XD

I like this joke. lol

did it hurt when you jumped out of hell?

geeett iitttt??? its instead of did it hurt when you fell from heaven its (the joke i just made)


eh eh?