Celtic Heroes

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Start it off as "When I was" Here is one of mine.

When I was about 7yrs old my dog had puppies. When I overheard they were going to be sold I packed a suitcase with them. I got a few blocks away. I saw a payphone and knew my number. I called home to say," Hi, I forgot the dog food." I think I was grounded forever after that lol

Damn. Lol.

Mine was I killed my cousin's plant by peeing in his flower pot.I thought it would help the plant grow u know? I felt pretty bad about doing it.

When i was 2 i took baths with my older sis so i wouldnt in around naked (lol) then i took a poop in bathtub

Well I got 2 in school suspensions in 2 days for knocking out the same kid twice in 2 days. I dont think he liked me after that. Its ok he was a tool anyway. This was in 4th grade :/

My friend and i were playing paintball and he kept cheating so i shot him in the balls. He dosent cheat anymore.

My friend and i were playing paintball and he kept cheating so i shot him in the balls. He dosent cheat anymore.

Sounds like something id do xD.

I pushed someone down the stairs and he grab me while going down, so I fell on top of him, I nearly crushed him but he was crying so bad. He nearly pushed me down the stairs, so I pushed him back, accidentally hurting him.

My friend and i were playing paintball and he kept cheating so i shot him in the balls. He dosent cheat anymore.

I cheated on my shoelace exam ._.

When I was little I decided to run away from home. I got down to the end of our driveway and was tired so I climbed up on our little white gate and sat there for a while.
When I had rested enough and felt that it was time to get a move on, I started to climb down the gate.
I looked down to see where I was putting my feet, and what I saw made my 5 year old blood run cold.
There, at the foot of the gate waiting for me, was the hairiest biggest tarantula I had ever seen in my life.
So I hastily struggled back to the top of the gate and sat there, crying miserably. I don’t know how long I was there, it may have been 5 minutes, but to me, a child, it was an eternity.
When my mom walked down the driveway looking for her missing boy and saw me snot faced and tear-streaked, she ran to come get me.
I screamed at her to not come get me because I was certain that the spider would get my beloved mother and eat her. However she came anyways and picked me up.
I was terrified and I struggled to climb higher up upon her shoulders. This is when she took a look at the ground and burst out laughing.
The hideous tarantula I had been so afraid of was nothing more than a leaf… I, a sniveling 5 year old sat upon my mother’s shoulders, mortified...

A leaf..!