Celtic Heroes

Well title says all, to have some laugha of rhymes or tell a joke, maybe isnt a good idea idk but please dont bother the comments then.

Maybe ppl wanna laugh and have a good time on forums because last week or so many of morrigqn forums got blocked.

They can be a little bit rude but dont make to rude

Roses are red
Twitter is blue
You look bangeble
Thats why im following you

The roses are wilted,
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made you beautiful
What the hell happened to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was going to an idiots house

Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken

Q: Where do lunatics like to walk?

A: On Psycho-Paths

Ma: Yo Jon!
Jon: Yea Ma?
Ma: Get yo damn ass down here and scrub yo unfathomable off the staircase!
Jon: Sorry Ma you never potty trained me...
Ma: Potty train my ass!!

Ma: Yo Jon!
Jon: Yea Ma?
Ma: Get yo damn ass down here and scrub yo **** off the staircase!
Jon: Sorry Ma you never potty trained me...
Ma: Potty train my ass!!

You have one of those mighty minds, mighty empty.

What did the anvil say to the hammer?

Why don't you stop hitting me and start hitting this stupid piece of metal on me?

The hammer replied: Well I would if the damn metal would stop MOVING!

Anvil: Well geez don't look at me I cant move.