Yomamma jokes i have recently heard

Liviticus

Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard

#21 by Liviticus

Yo mammas so dumb she spent the family fortune on a safe :p

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MisterWiskers

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#22 by MisterWiskers

Yo mamma so dumb when she put a quarter in a parking meter she said, "wheres my gumball!!"

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Flan02

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#23 by Flan02

Yo mamma so ugly, she gives freddy krueger nightmares

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Magixal

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#24 by Magixal

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad
Yo mama so ugly she made an *** cry

MisterWiskers

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#25 by MisterWiskers

Yo mamma so fat when I slapped her stomach in the morning, it was still jiggling when I came back from work.

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Levyy

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#26 by Levyy

Yo mammas so fat that when she went swimming in the sea, whales started singing 'we are family!'.

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PurpleRain

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#27 by PurpleRain

Yo mamma so dumb she needed the 4 Train but saw a 2 Train so she took it twice

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Bowz

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#28 by Bowz

To mamas so poor, i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, i said 'hey, lost a shoe' she said 'nope. Just found one'

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Armo

Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard

#29 by Armo

To mamas so poor, i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, i said 'hey, lost a shoe' she said 'nope. Just found one'

I laughed

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Marielle

Re: Yomamma jokes i have recently heard

#30 by Marielle

Yo mamma so old she owe jesus 3 dollar

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