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Re: Jokes!

#22
i found it again
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oh and btw: im not trying to hurt any blonde's feelings i know they can be very smart
LOL, this is hilarious :lol:
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Re: Jokes!

#23
Why are blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunette scan understand them.

(I have black hair irl, i just thought i should stand up for blondes :3)
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Re: Jokes!

#24
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. After enough drinks he pays his tab and walks to the door. Just before he leaves the bartender looks at the giraffe sleeping and says "hey you cant leave this lyin' here". The man responds "thats no lion sir thats a giraffe."

Re: Jokes!

#25
Why are blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunette scan understand them.

(I have black hair irl, i just thought i should stand up for blondes :3)
Hey! I have brown hair! :evil:
Depends if I am wet or not, but still. *grabs for a 50 cal and blows Livi's brains out*

MHISIN ACKOMPLIHSED

Wait... never-mind... that was all in my head... dammit.
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Level 115 Ice Mage, xXxDEATHxXx
Level 74 Rogue, QuickDeath
Level 121 Rogue, ElectricBlue

If I cared, I'd probably be mad at you. Sorry.

Re: Jokes!

#26
A boss is like a diaper.
Always on your ass, and usually full of sh*t.

Some people just need a high-five.
In the face.
With a chair.

Bra Sizes:
A- Almost boobs
B- Barely boobs
C- Can't complain
D- Dang.
DD- Double Dang
E- Enormous
F- Fake
G- Get a reduction.
H- Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Guy- You're the sun of my life!
Girl- Awww, baby---
Guy- Now stay 149,597,871 kilometers away from me!
Girl- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

A guy gets pulled over by a police officer, and before the cop has a chance to speak, the guy says, "No officer, my speech isn't slurred, I'm just talking in cursive."
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World: Rhiannon

Level 115 Ice Mage, xXxDEATHxXx
Level 74 Rogue, QuickDeath
Level 121 Rogue, ElectricBlue

If I cared, I'd probably be mad at you. Sorry.

Re: Jokes!

#27
A boss is like a diaper.
Always on your ass, and usually full of sh*t.

Some people just need a high-five.
In the face.
With a chair.

Bra Sizes:
A- Almost boobs
B- Barely boobs
C- Can't complain
D- Dang.
DD- Double Dang
E- Enormous
F- Fake
G- Get a reduction.
H- Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Guy- You're the sun of my life!
Girl- Awww, baby---
Guy- Now stay 149,597,871 kilometers away from me!
Girl- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

A guy gets pulled over by a police officer, and before the cop has a chance to speak, the guy says, "No officer, my speech isn't slurred, I'm just talking in cursive."
Haha, those are really good ones, made my day (although its 00:27, the day just started, cant know what adventure will i have today)
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