Celtic Heroes

Since i burned to death i dont really care about the music so i climb the hill, ask you nicely to leave and now i am there, king of the hill, invincible, undead and stickied to the hill with superglue

Hoooraaay, i am king of the hill

Since you were so polite, I politely scrape the piece of land underneath you and you along with it. You can be the king of the piece of mud you stand on. I'm the king of the hill.

Bad weather causes a thunderbolt to electrocute your head, and you become an intellectually challenged person. You are now open to manipulation and puppet rule by outside rulers.

Since -Alator- did not take control of the hill, I tell Oberyn to leave the hill and now i am king of the hill.

An earthquake causes signifigant damage, and you become flattened by a tree. Your remains are then cut up and divided into 12 pieces around the world in different coffins, and only a live human can re-piece your body. To prevent this, your remains are infected with cholera, typhus, yellow fever, bubonic plague, tuberculosis, whooping cough, smallpox, Ebola virus, swine flue, and avian flue. Anyone who tries to ressurect you will be infected and die an excruciating death.

But -Alator- still hasnt claimed the hill. Im now the king of the hill.

Bang bang. Shoot em up. I 720 bakflip wallbang 360 no skope Criminal. I then setup a big ass military base around the hill with tanks and helicopters.



Rav now controls the hill.

I remind rav that Im the inventor of the inner zen build, and Im his warrior guro, and he gives me the ownership of the hill as a sign of honor. Im now the king of the hill.

I construct a fungi farm next to the hill and leave after my specimens have reached adulthood. After a short rain shower and some wind, spores from my fungi land on your hill and reproduce. This goes on unnoticed for a few weeks, until you accidentally inhale a few spores. Over the next few days, you begin to have trouble breathing and fungi completely surround the inside of your lungs, blocking oxygen flow to vital veins and arteries, which cause the lungs to weaken and collapse. Desperately trying to survive, you crawl off the hill and make it to the entrance of a hospital...just in time to die.

And still Alator DID NOT claim the hill. Im now the king of the hill.